Wow, so I guess this is where I tell you a little about myself and my little alter ego that has come to her own over the years, Grumpy Girl.

We like to have fun around here.  And lots of it.  When I first started formulating candles and bath and body products a few years ago, we were one of the first companies that just went for the gusto with a healthy dose of quick wit and sarcasm and FUN.  (My own brand of wit and sarcasm... which I admit is kinda warped at times but hey, it's keeping it real and fun.)   Grumpy Girl is written, produced, and manufactured from the heart.  A lot of our descriptions are just plan fun, as we strive to be unique.  Lets face it, there are a zillion soap and candle companies out there that want your business.  So do we but we also would love to have you just look around, read about our products, and get a giggle.   Kind of like reading the Sunday Funnies.  We're just strange like that.

Our focus has always been to offer you the highest quality product at the best price we can with a little snarkiness and humor behind it.  Our customer service can't be beat.  We live by the old southern rule of always doing the right right. (The correct right thing to do, vs the wrong one. :-D)   We've even went so far as to hire the world's only talking monkey to help us out around here by answering the phones and replying to your emails.  Though recently Ralph has gotten to the point where he leaves little bits of bananas on my new Crackberry so his telephone privileges have been revoked for now.  Ralph says he loves you all, just like cake.  (He's a bit strange at times, we're seriously working on it.)  Honestly, what other company out there has a talking monkey?   

So, whether you're a fabulous teenager, a hip college student, young professional on the go, a guy, housewife, mommy or grandma, we'd love it if you'd sit a spell and have a laugh whenever you get the chance to visit us and maybe even give a few of our products a try.  We know you work hard for your money, and we sincerely are humbled every single time you choose us to indulge and pamper yourself.  Grumpy Girl represents the cranky little girl that lives in the heart of every woman today. She's smart, load of fun, witty, sexy, modest, a tiny bit risqué as well as a tiny bit spoiled. She's high maintenance but extremely independent and able to get what she wants, whenever she wants it, and she knows the very best when she sees it. And if you look real close, just around the edges, there lives the tiniest hint of sarcasm just waiting for its next victim.